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Hey yo everybody we need the pen.
Kizamu B-P-N   mawasu P-E-N
Kakinagure omae wo sarakedase.
Ima kami to omae ga CONTACT (sesshoku)
Pen wa konna ni COMPACT (shimaiyasui)
Yo! Yo! Yo! Tsukamitore! P•E•N! Pen wo!!

"Setsumei shiyou!! Ball-Point Pen to wa.
Enchuukei no PLASTIC CASE no naka ni INK wo tsumekomi
Sore wo kami ni hikitsuke sen wo egaku
Hikkiyougu no isshu de aru.
Shochukousei daigakusei jiichan kouchou
Shachou BANDMAN baachan jiichan kaachan touchan
Minasan ni aiyou sareru
Masani hikkiyougu no naka no hikkiyougu!!
King of the HIKKIYOUGU!!
Sore de wa minasan ookina koe de goshou wa kudasai.
Watakushi ga THIS IS to ittara A PEN de onegaishimasu!!"

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